~RoyalGryphon

Are you feeling snuggly a lot? Do you feel there's just not enough floof in your home? Or is your plain old inanimate furniture just not cutting it anymore? ... Introducing Fluffy Gryphon(tm)!

Fluffy Gryphon(tm) is a revolutionary step in personal comfort. Once naturally occuring in places around the internet, we are now finally able to bring him into your own home! Fluffy Gryphon(tm) uses the patented, built-in Fluffy System(also tm), a unique design that is both easy and fun to use. By using the Fluffy System(tm again), Fluffy Gryphon(tm) can replace numerous things in your home, such as your pet, and your furniture... and even your car!

Totally not a paid actor: "I just bought my own Fluffy Gryphon(tm) a few months back and I LOVE HIM. We do everything together. Whether it's using him as a couch while my buddies and I watch the game, or when picking up the kids from school, Fluffy Gryphon(tm) is priceless!"

Another person that was totally not paid: "I love my Fluffy Gryphon(tm)!"

A whole group of people that manage to shout the following all in unison that totally weren't paid: "WE LOVE FLUFFY GRYPHON(tm)!"

That stupid guy that talks too fast at the end of ads: To order your own Fluffy Gryphon(tm) please send an addressed note with your sanity enclosed to: RoyalGryphon. Please remember this is just a silly random thing the writer of this entry decided to do and don't actually listen to it unless you really do want to have a chat. We are also not responsble for missing food, children (a food common household "food item"), beer, or money (frequently used to buy food and/or beer).